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September 22, 2017
First Thing Fridays, Vol. 1 | Clark Stiles
Clark from Ludlow Kingsley shares the Idiocracy of the day and chooses between Beyonce or Rihanna
Clark from Ludlow Kingsley shares the Idiocracy of the day and chooses between Beyonce or Rihanna
Idiocracy

Has anybody here seen Idiocracy? Ok, I thought it would be kind of fun to watch this trailer again. This is 500 years from now… 

Anyway, so my First Thing Friday is: I think everybody talks about how it’s becoming Idiocracy, and people say, “oh yeah the movie, it’s right on…,” but that was 500 years from now! And I just had to share some of these headlines from the news this morning.

One of my first headlines I want to share is: dotard. The president of North Korea is calling the president of the United States a mentally deranged dotard, which is actually a word, and it’s become the most searched word today. It means, senile old person — it’s actually right. But it’s like, this guy is calling our guy a dotard. Meanwhile, Trump praises healthcare of Nambia, a nonexistent African country. And I just have to say, this whole 500 years from now sci-fi parody comedy is actually happening 500 years quicker than the moviemakers would have ever predicted. I just thought it was kind of interesting — this sad realization.

Beyonce or Rihanna?

[ LONG PAUSE ] I'd say Rihanna's mmm, what's that one song she sings over and over and over and over on a house beat? Work? Diamonds? Umbrella? We Found Love? 

Oh yeah, yeah yeah that one! Wait, actually no my favorite Rihanna song is Rude Boy! I love Rude Boy. Beyonce, not so much. 

I would say neither. I would never choose to listen to either one of them. Them, as entities, well Beyonce. Sociologically and ethically, then Beyonce, but not music and taste-wise. I like Rihanna's taste better, but I think Beyonce is an outstanding role model and human being. Rihanna should never have gone back to Chris Brown. She did live next door to Roxanne for a while though. 

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